You see on this World Wide Web and social media, the facts never finish!
They drop daily, whether you like it or not. Some are wilding, some are absolutely outrageous, and some will definitely get you laughing out loud.
1. A million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is 31 years. My dear, that is the difference between a billionaire and millionaire
Chai, that’s how millionaires were just on their own, minding their buisness and stray bullet still hit them. But omo, the monetary difference is long o, let’s not lie.
2. Every odd number has the letter ‘E’ in it
Don’t believe me, come and see for yourself;
1 – One
3 – Three
235 – Two hundred and thrity five
7,913 – Seven thousand, nine hundred and three
5,000,000 – Five million
3. Gorillas fart non-stop because if their high-fiber diet/food
Take note o, because you don’t want to be trapped in a closed room with a gorilla.
If the fight does not take you down, his farts will.
4. You are taller in the morning, than at night
As how na! As hoooowww na!!
How this is even a fact baffles me. But if this is real, how did the person that discovered it arrive at this discovery (I am just curious).
5. The acid in the human stomach can dissolve razor blades
Ommooooooooo!!! x1000 Omo, who dey check am!
If this is true, then our stomachs are automatically weapons of mass destruction. Because if it can obliterate metal, the possibilities are endless.
6. Men are more likely to be colour-blind than women
I talk am o! Because every time you ask this Adam gender, “How do I look?”, the only thing you get back is a simple “Fine” or “Beautiful.”
This fact is an eye-opener sha! At least now we know why men don’t describe beauty in vivid colors like the ladies do.
7. Lime sinks but lemon floats
How ‘this’ is a piece of important information simply baffles me.
How is this even a fact, ejoor??? (screaming internally)
8. A group of owls is called a parliament and a group of crows is called a murder
Whoever came up with these animal group names needs to be sent to Nigeria for proper investigation. We can’t take this lying down oh.
9. No other animal have chins besides humans
This fact is not even the bone of contention; it’s the fact that humans are classified as animals too—that is the problem right there!
Anyways, if you science people think humans are animals (in quote, “Higher animals”), Me , I don’t agree oh.
I don’t know about you, but I am not, in any form or shape, an animal. (prepares to argue with everyone)
10. You blink over 20 times a minute. That’s over 10 million times a year
I will not do the maths sha, but feel free to calculate this fact to your heart’s content.
Let’s wrap it up here! There are still many more crazy facts coming your way from our desks.
We are looking ahead-ahead because they will blow your mind. (trust me, I no fit lie for you!)
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