One thing about Nigerians? We don’t know how to give normal compliments. Instead of just saying something nice, noooooo, we must add small pepper. Because it’s never complete without a hidden insult that will make you laugh, cry, and rethink your life choices all at once.
Here are 5 classic backhanded compliments we’ve all heard:
1. “You’re fine today.”
Translation: So all those other days, I was managing you?
Ehen….so every other day I’ve been looking like a motor park tout?
This one slaps harder when it’s said with surprise.
Nigerians can never just complement you in peace.
2. Your outfit is different… I like it sha.”
Translation: I don’t understand what you’re wearing, but I’ll pretend to support you.
As how nau???
Just say you like my outfit and go.
Nigerians will never let you shine in peace.
3. “You’ve added small weight, it fits you.”
Translation: You’re bigger now, but I won’t call you fat directly.
They’ll say it with a smile, but you’ll start wondering if it’s a compliment or body shaming in disguise?
Deep down you’re not sure if you should thank them or cry.
4. “You’re actually doing well for yourself.”
Translation: I didn’t expect you to succeed, but look at you now.
It’s the compliment that comes with a sprinkle of surprise and a dash of doubt.
That “actually” is where the insult is hiding.
5. “You look like a human being today.”
The mother of all Nigerian backhanded compliments. This one will humble you quick-quick. Because if today I look like a human being, wetin I resemble yesterday?
Nigerians will never just hype you without dragging you small. You’ll hear something that sounds nice, but when you replay it in your head later, you’ll realize, was that shade?
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