Gals and boys, it’s almost December, and you know how we do it here in Nigeria…Turn up!
We’re all going to be outside partying with numerous IJGB’s, waist snatched, hair cut, edges laid and those nails, sharper than your cheating Ex.
If you’re not ready to get down with the Detty December memo, then you might as well scroll! but if you are, keep reading to get the gist on things to do before detty December catches up with you, with that your rough all back…No shades babes (YKILY)
1.DO NOT Get Pregnant!
i’m starting off with this for my girlies, because this is the ultimate.
You need to be snatched, body looking hawt as hell (Ayra starr would wonder who truly has the hot body, you or her), heels longer than the epistle you just sent that man (Delete it abegggg), and that buss down wig announcing your presence.
You can get pregnant in January, but for this Detty December, babe you gotta slay!
2.Stack up Your Funds
Money is very important, and this cannot be over emphasized.
You need some funds to be outside for detty December. Money to look peng, money to spray when you go outside and enough money to get all the amazing outfits to put you in the right circle!
The party no go sweet if money no dey ooo, so work hard now, don’t worry, you still have from now till December to stack up your funds.
3.Get Your Skincare Game on a Hundred
Pimples on the face, rashes, sunburn, we must fight it with skincare products before December ooo.
We definitely will not allow bad skin to get in the way of our December enjoyment…No way!
Get those skincare products, even though I know they can be a bit expensive, but my people, you’ve got this!
That skin must give glass and nothing else, the melanin has got to pop and that caramel, gorgeous skin must shine bright like 10 diamonds (Let’s show Rihanna how we do it in Nigeria).
My people, are we together…?
4.Buy that Hair Today!(For my wigs and Braids girlies)
We know how expensive hairs get in December. Wigs, attachments and every hair extension you can think of might become double the price, might keh? It will become expensive ooo…(IYKYK).
so, as the sharp girls we are, we must start putting funds together to get the hair.
Start buying the attachment small small, put down payments for that wig, and before you know it, December hair done set! Nobody can oppress us outside.
Girls, am I communicating?
5.Practice how to go Days Without Sleep
You’ve slept enough my people, No sleep this December ooo, because we’re going to outside partying and having all the fun this December.
You’ve worked all through the year, and you’ve had enough sleep, so it’s time to parte!
Start practicing how to go days without sleep, thats’s my advice for you! Wait, don’t get me wrong my friends, we will sleep oo, but we’ll sleep with one eye open, because any small pimmm! we outside!
Are you with me!
Now you know what you should start doing before December. No jokes, no play…just vibes on vibes.
So, which one are you starting with?
See you outside my fellow detty Nigerians!
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