1. Farting In Public
As a well-meaning citizen of this federal republic, why would you fart in public!
Some people do it in very crowded places like a public transport without feeling any form of remorse. What happened to being your brother’s keeper! please have mercy on us ooo.
2. Overdoing the PDA Thing
Yes, we’re aware that you’re so in love with your man or woman, but abeg, pity us and tone down the PDA small. No, I’m not a hater, but we really do not need to know the depth of your loving relationship with your partner. Kindly keep that to yourself
Have some mercy on the single people in your midst and get a room!
3. Playing loud music or Movies in a Danfo Bus
DJ Neptune, we sight you and we greet you specially. Please, kindly reduce your music or use your headphones to play music in public, we do not want to know what your playlist sounds like. Just turn it down!
4. Eating Mango on the Road
Honestly, some things are just not designed to be eaten on the road. and mango is absolutely one of them!
Mango is messy, the juice will baptize your shirt, trousers, and even your slippers, and before you know it, you look like you just finished tie-dye practical on the road.
The eating of the mango is not the mist embarrassing part, but the part where they begin to chew the seed is when you need to locked up for embarrassing us.
5. Doing ‘Kpa kpa kpa’ with your chewing gum
Hmmmm madam Philomena, what have we possibly done to deserve such instrumental from you?
We’re not saying you should not chew your gum in peace ooo, but please, refrain from giving us the soundtrack that comes with it.
Please and please, let us wrap it up this 2025 and turn a new leaf already.
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