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7 Foods That Just Don’t Make Sense

7 Foods That Just Don’t Make Sense

Hey besties, I know a lot of you are going to come for me over this content, but I don’t mind, it’s absolutely allowed. I mean, nothing can faze IDAN.

Today, we’re gonna be taking a dive into foods that just don’t make sense, and I mean it in every sense of the phrase. I’m sure many of you would agree if you’d just stick with me to the end.

I personally believe food is to be enjoyed and savored and not to be struggled with or taste bland. In this content, I’d be listing 7 foods that just do not make sense to me.

Come with me!

1. Sugarcane

sugarcane

Sugarcane is sweet o, don’t get me wrong. But tell me why I have to injure my gum just to get the juice out of it. To make matters worse, I have to suck up the juice and still get to spit it out at the end. What a waste!

2. Coconut

coconut

Another typical example of struggle disguised as food. The country is hard enough already, Why then do I have to crack the hardback just to get a small quantity of coconut in return? Talk about hard work not equating to reward. Miss me with that, please.

3. Crab

crab

You see this one ehn, I know you will say it’s SAPA that is showing me shege but na you get your mouth o, run it as you like. You order crab, crack it up but get just tiny bits of crab marrow. Ninu kosi kosi yii. Hian!

4. Garden Egg

garden egg

Why does this one even exist in the first place? Just a ball of bland, seed-full-looking fruit. I don’t have words for you biko.

5. Semo (foods)

semovita (foods)
An image of fufu / pounded yam isolated on a white, ceramic plate

All in favor of this say “aye” if I see any hands up na to cut am off because you must be a culti*t. Tori, explain to me why eba, amala, pounded yam, and the rest have no place in your heart. I’m listening to…

6. Sushi (foods)

sushi foods

I know y’all have been waiting for this on my list. Enle o, the association of Raw fish eaters. Forming posh to what end exactly? Just know it doesn’t guarantee your place in heaven.

7. Cucumber (foods)

cucumber

I’d have had nice things to say about this fruit, but y’all have turned it into a weapon of mass destruction, and that automatically guaranteed it a spot on this list. I hope I’ve made myself clear.

In case you plan to fight me, let’s meet in the comment section.

Ire o! (Bye)

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Written by Eniola Lasaki

I’m a resourceful creative writer who is constantly in pursuit of knowledge. I pique interest in Entertainment, fashion and lifestyle. When I’m not working, I’m most definitely busy catching up with friends and family.