Eniola Lasaki
As Valentine’s draws closer, let’s do a reality check and introspect why some of you are still single. If peradventure you find yourself guilty of one or 2 of the things listed on this list, then you better fix up!
1. You don’t respond to your DM’s
2. You never leave your house
3. You want to split bills
4. Your character is bad
5. You don’t volunteer in church/mosque
6. You want social media relationship
7. No one is your “spec”
8. You always need “urgent 2k”
9. You set up ring lights at every opportunity
10. You dance like portable at events
11. Even water gets burnt when you attempt to cook
12. You’re too stingy
13. Semo is your favorite swallow
14. You add “R” to every word e.g BecaRuse
