Eniola Lasaki
As the year 2023 winds down, I’d be dropping a guide for you. It’s a list that will shepherd your journey in 2024 to an extent. You would need to take this list seriously, so as the maximize its efficiency.
Let’s get into it!
1. Those who prefer turkey to chicken
It’s no news that Turkey is all bone and little meat, yet you say that’s the one you prefer. Better change your ways and move to the brighter side of life.
2. People who like Semo
What is the color of your problems? No semo slander yen yen yen.. All in favor of this say “aye” if I see any hands up na to cut am off because you must be a culti*t.
Tori, explain to me why eba, amala, pounded yam, and the rest have no place in your heart. People should never trust you for this!
3. People who leave their houses without using deodorants. Why are you so wicked?
I believe there’s a body odor pandemic that we need to pay serious attention to. People are legit leaving their houses without using deodorants.
How do you not feel naked??? Save the life of another and put on a deodorant today! Please and Thank you!
4. Errrr… this is a popular opinion already, but I thought to remind you that Yoruba demons are not to be trusted.
I’m a woman of few words. Trust Yoruba men at your peril.
5. And y’all who say “money does not bring happiness”. I could never trust you guys.
If you think money does not bring happiness, I’d be dropping my account details so you can empty yours in mine. Thanks! Because something must be seriously wrong with you. You must be two-faced and should not be trusted.
6. If you are a woman, and you’ve never experienced menstrual cramps before now. I DON’T TRUST YOU
If you belong to this category and walk the face of the earth like it’s nothing, Then you must be an ogbanje!
7. How can I trust you if you do not love God?
This goes without saying!
8. People who chew their nails.
I think we should hand you knives, so you can just cut off all the fingers. It shows you have a bad character and should not be trusted.
9. If you live in Lagos
No offense but if you live and survive in Lagos, then I’m truly sorry. I can’t trust you!
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