My people, dahs how i went on Twitter this morning to find berger to ajah trending, innocently thinking their was traffic or something. What i discovered ehn, e pass me.
This is how we're looking at the matter currently
Nigerian Twitter is currently lit up with this hilarious, yet serious drama about a guy named 'Uche' who has managed to exonorate himself from rape allegations by a lady he had an affair with in 2016.
According to Twitter user @omogedami, she claimed her friend Bimbo was 'raped' by Uche and she went on to make a thread about it with screenshots of chats as back up.
Uche Immediately responded with his counter thread and screenshots of chats saying he never raped her and not long after the supposed vitim, '@b_moree_' did her own thread too saying, 'First thing, I did not accuse Uche of rape, as you can see, I said ‘I allowed him’ I didn’t want to have sex, but I did, because I didn’t want to get raped again'.
Nigerians on social media are having a swell time with this story with hilarious memes and tweets.
See the full drama below.
This was the end of the chat...and then seeing as she made no sense whatsoever... pic.twitter.com/8JnDRWfMlb— Uche Daniel (@UcheDandyMUFC) June 27, 2018
Here are some reactionsas the story unfolded
You travel all the way from Berger to Ajah and you don't want him to penis you. Lol. Did you go to his place for excursion?— Akorede J. Ayanbisi (@iamBussmarn) June 27, 2018
Penis will destroy some people's life sha. Berger to Ajah, MVP— Korede (@aoasuni) June 28, 2018
The most annoying part is even ladies that Berger to Ajah voyage is their daily routine for penis even have mouth to troll.— Masked (@AdaSlays) June 27, 2018
Summary : berger to ajah pic.twitter.com/p0uzNMbY3D— ALBERT (@uncleplugg) June 28, 2018
Just saw Berger to ajah trending and I thought Ambode had commissioned railway. pic.twitter.com/RTONVflT3j— Ed Edd or Eddie (@Ed_whord) June 27, 2018
Berger To Ajah because of pic.twitter.com/zwQBh6Zb6g— PAPARAZZI (@AyoTrendies) June 27, 2018
No matter what life throws at you, get up, focus & never waste your time from Berger to Ajah to achieve what you can get from the kiosk right on your street— Dotuncoolfm (@iamDo2dtun) June 28, 2018
I'm actually disappointed in all the girls dragging Bmoore, y'all do more than that.— Bukola Wahab (@shawttynatt) June 28, 2018
While it might be wrong for her to accuse the guy of forceful coercion, preeq is a serious issue and we are ready to go farther than berger to Ajah. pic.twitter.com/s03AbSlWlj
Ordinary Berger to Ajah you people are shouting.— Füüre (@Ofure_X) June 27, 2018
Somebody I know left Ibadan to Maiduguri for preeq
Someone said, travelling from Berger to Ibadan is faster than travelling from Berger to Ajah ?? pic.twitter.com/DIbJftzTnz— Adegoke Pamilerin (@thepamilerin) June 28, 2018
You travel from Ekiti to PH for knacks but you’re laughing at Berger to Ajah— Peruzza (@wonuolaB_) June 27, 2018
Berger to ajah is actually farther than Russia to Nigeria and my dear sister still made it before 10am in the morning as if she was rushing to write post utme— Sultan of Lagos (@Clar_Olufemi) June 27, 2018
Berger to Ajah for ponran bye y'all pic.twitter.com/pA1ObPLoq4— GAP TEETH (@gbemisolarh_) June 27, 2018
Berger to Ajah..— #ThingsIdontLikeToHear (@NoTrespazz) June 27, 2018
3rd mainland traffic...
Law school traffic light..
Toll gate traffic..
And he was busy with laptop. pic.twitter.com/4uCICH4Jey
Summary— Sub Delivery Blog (@SubDeliveryBlog) June 28, 2018
1. Bimbo went from Berger to Ajah to collect preeq
2. Uche lost interest as soon as he met her
3. Uche then focused more on his laptop after making out
4. Bimbo gets angry, later nursed d anger for years then calls uche a rapist pic.twitter.com/ajipNerhba
People on the mainland knack people on the mainland and people on the island should knack themselves but no they want to cross breed.— Detolah (@dettolah) June 27, 2018
Travel from Berger to ajah and you passed my TL and I am at fadeyi .
Berger to ajah..... And u don't want to fuck?? You're a foolish fellow— yemmycoco (@Yemmie_) June 27, 2018
Berger to Ajah: okada from street to Berger bus stop. Bus to Obalende from Berger. Bus from Obalende to Ajah. Bike from Ajah to DandyMUFC. That’s just one way. And no be to office. LOL. Find you someone that committed.— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 27, 2018
Bmoore ft Uche - Berger to Ajah— The BoyWonder (@neenoe_) June 28, 2018
"She say do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my bed and laptop I'm sorry" pic.twitter.com/laFE1MWzZM
See how surprised we're all acting because someone went from Berger to Ajah to see a man, yet we daily snub Jesus who went all the way to Calvary for us. This Life!— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) June 28, 2018
Please “some”BU and ABUAD girls should not put their mouth in this Berger to Ajah thing bc they travel longer distances for dick too️️— asampete?️ (@drinkwaterhoe) June 27, 2018
All the way from Berger to ajah? Wow! Can never be me— Nwunye - Eze (@Queentito_) June 27, 2018
Gbenu oshi soun, na because you never cast
Berger to Ajah: Imagine going all the way to Ajah to meet man, just for you to get there and he unlike you..Tragic!!— Fehintola da-Silva (@FehinSilva) June 27, 2018
For those who have the patience, here's the rest of the story...
More reactions below:
Looks at the distance of Berger to Ajah— Somto the (@Unilagdope) June 27, 2018
This Berger to Ajah ish ehn. My advice to guys on the TL... if you noticed what you ordered isn’t what was delivered to you, I’d rather you not have sex with her so she doesn’t feel used. You can as well form busy or traveling & make her go.— Princess Ife️ (@ife_luv12) June 28, 2018
Y'all see what you doing to those with honest knacks???!— OTUNBA COFFEE ️ (@Blak_Cappuccino) June 28, 2018
Girl said "BERGER TO AJAH" is still trending!!!
Wait for it pic.twitter.com/jsKV22NxZI
Don't just talk about it— A Random Guy (@WaaleBlaze) June 28, 2018
Ride a bike for it
Leave home early for it.
Berger to Ajah, go grab your D now!!!
Abeg you people should not discourage penis tourism with this "Berger to Ajah" tweets, we need to encourage ladies who are genuinely dedicated to the movement.— Sammy Desh (@Deshysmalls) June 28, 2018
Berger to Ajah to collect penis. To ba ni accident nko? Una no even dey think all these things. Ahhh jesu— Alfa Wobey (@Otobibaba) June 27, 2018
Berger to Ajah is like Suleja to Maitama. But Lagos traffic will have you thinking it's from London to Dubai with stop over at Frankfurt— Ururuaja 1 of Mbieri (@Uzorahanotu) June 27, 2018
You did not accuse him of rape but you allowed him penetrate so that you won't be raped again. Cos you have been raped twice before— Biyi The Plug (@Baddman20) June 28, 2018
So you said he would rape you if you didn't allow him.... But you haven't accused him of rape??
And you went all the way from berger to Ajah pic.twitter.com/chjchSuuhw
Berger to Ajah— MR.TWO_ONE (@CallMeIfeanyi) June 28, 2018
What Uche ordered Vs what was delivered pic.twitter.com/NUJrR3ytH6
Some of you are jumping bus from Berger to ajah cos of penis ?? God punish penis— ️ (@wuranicole_) June 27, 2018
Berger to Ajah is faaaaar. That’s a lot of commitment. Even in Shina Peters days, I no dey travel that far. LOL. Twitter— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) June 27, 2018
To think Berger to Ajah happened in 2016 and it's blowing up in 2018!! Wowww— YOUR ANCESTORS (@Mr_FAYE_) June 27, 2018
Hello Baby @b_moree_ How were yo feeling when yo were processing yor Visa From Berger To Ajah For Tha Dickscreet Trip? Tell Us baby..— Abimbola Abio Idrees .O (@SenatorAbio) June 27, 2018
Berger to Ajah is a journey to be taken with Young Shall Grow / God Is Good.— Sarcastic Frank™ (@franklinto) June 27, 2018
I'm very sure Olamide is already in the studio recording his new hit song "Berger to Ajah".— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) June 28, 2018
Men are scum was supposed to trend but the Lord changed it to Berger to Ajah. pic.twitter.com/rK0lTCMVBy— Ugℓу Nαke∂ Gυу ???? (@t_riumphant) June 28, 2018
Don't delete old chats!!!!!!— DaT AkWa IbOm Gee?? (@ClintonViceB) June 27, 2018
If you must do, Take Screenshots and VAULT IT!!!
Berger to Ajah issa goal???
Someone braved the distance, traffic and stress of travelling from Berger to Ajah just for pleasure. Tell me again, what is your excuse for not getting your PVC?— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) June 28, 2018
Facebook users will probably get this Berger to Ajah gist after the Elections— DaT AkWa IbOm Gee?? (@ClintonViceB) June 27, 2018
Berger to ajah— IG - dyo_maris (@Dyo_maris) June 27, 2018
Rt for laptop
Like for bmoore pic.twitter.com/rfKh7eLtWa
Berger to Ajah and still no connection pic.twitter.com/W0rPEOgDRr— May Nelson ?? (@Lady_may90) June 27, 2018