So Valentine's Day is coming and you're still a side chick? Don't worry, you'll survive.

Being a side chick on Valentine's Day is not that bad. You get sex and all the gifts without the stress of having an actual man in your life. You don't even have to give him anything because trust me there are no rules to this game. 

Read on for tips on surviving your Valentine's Day as a side chick.

1.) Don't Post Couple Pictures Anywhere

1.) Don't Post Couple Pictures Anywhere

Behave yourself please dear, he ain't yours and you know it. You can subtweet him if you like, I'm not holding you.

2.) Don't Call Him First

2.) Don't Call Him First

If uncle is interested in seeing you, he'll make the plans.

3.) If He Surprises You With A Gift, Don't Make Noise

3.) If He Surprises You With A Gift, Don't Make Noise

He already knows he sent you something and you know he sent you something so no need for too much drama. You don't even need to send a thank you text. The main chick could come across it for crying out loud.

4.) If He Takes You Out, Keep It On The Down Low

4.) If He Takes You Out, Keep It On The Down Low

Don't start telling everyone you know the details of your date. You know where you stand sis so let's behave accordingly, okay?

5.) When Your Time Is Up, Don't Make A Fuss

5.) When Your Time Is Up, Don't Make A Fuss

Just pack all your things and be going home, he already spent time with you. Uncle has tried.

6.) Don't Forget To Blow His Mind In Bed

6.) Don't Forget To Blow His Mind In Bed

Put on a show he'll never forget and have him thinking about you while he's with his main chick. If he makes mistake and calls out your own name that one is not your business abeg. 

7.) When Bae Is Getting Down With His Main Chick At 9PM Start Disturbing His Phone

7.) When Bae Is Getting Down With His Main Chick At 9PM Start Disturbing His Phone

Send him nudes, text messages and anything else you can think of but if they pour hot oil on you, I'm not around.

8.) Try Not To Catch Feelings

8.) Try Not To Catch Feelings

If he's posting about his main chick don't start squeezing face, you knew what you were getting into.

9.) Finally Go And Find Your Own Man

9.) Finally Go And Find Your Own Man

Abi you still want to be doing side chick in 2020? 

Don't forget to share this with all the side chicks you know as well as your friends and family, you never know who might need it.

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