If you’re a Yoruba Demon, somehow you manage to make a large contribution to the Valentine's Day economy every year when you gift your multiple girlfriends, maybe even a wife or two.
You didn’t hear this here but I’m sure you have a hard time enjoying the season of love because you have to juggle so many lovers.
Well, you don’t have to worry about that once you read these tips for surviving your Valentine's Day as a Yoruba demon.
1.) Dump Some Of Your Women
You might want to reduce the amount of money you spend on Valentine’s Day by getting rid of some or all of your babes before the season of love comes knocking.
2.) Try And Get Them To Dump You
Valentine's day is one of the days you could easily get caught by one of your 24 side chicks so a week before Valentine's day; dump all your white agbada and start dressing like a wretched person. Some of your baes could have a re-think
3.) Create A Valentine’s Day Schedule And Stick To It
Plan out time to see any baes you didn’t dump. If you’re married, you might want to see your side chicks before the 14th.
4.) Start Watching Grey’s Anatomy
Because you might need detailed knowledge about a serious condition to get out of buying gifts. You know your way around a condom right? Time to start knowing your way around a bandage. Just facetime your side chicks saying they beat you at Obalende
5.) Give Them The Same Gift
This will save you a lot of stress just send the same package to all of them. You can add a little something extra for your wifey though.
6.) Keep The Names Straight
If you’re gifting your baes please don’t mix their names up. Better still avoid the use of names entirely.
7.) Keep Everything On The Down Low
You have to make sure your baes don’t go running their mouths all over social media. If they catch you, my hand is not there.
8.) Don’t Visit Popular Spots
Take your side baes to coded spots where you can’t be caught. Save the popular spots for wifey.
9.) Go On A Business Trip
Just disappear right before Valentine’s Day, tell your side baes you’re traveling for work, now you can spend all your time with wifey.
10.) Make A Phony Lifestyle Change
Now, if you really want to play this game well, shave your beard and convert to priesthood- You might be giving up some knacks but it's only for the day
11.) Finally, Change Your Ways Uncle
Aren’t you exhausted? Stop this Yoruba demon business and face one woman. It will make life easier for you and all of us in general.
Don’t forget to share this list with all the Yoruba Demons you know.
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