If you can't stomach things, please don't go further
Don't say I didn't warn you o, if you continue reading, it means you have accepted and agreed to the terms and conditions
Step 1: After you have unprotected sex with your partner, sit up straight on your back. Make sure that its going to be the last round o
Step 2: Drink two cups of water exactly five minutes after
Step 3: Insert your partners penis in your vagina but without him thrusting
Step 4: Take it out exactly after 4 minutes and resume the same sitting position. Remember that timing is very important
Step 5: Lick a moderate cone of ice cream within a time frame of 45 seconds #TimingIsKey
Step 6: If you actually believed that I was making sense, call your parents to return the school fees they wasted on your head.
If you have unprotected sex, the rate at which you will carry belle ehn! You, yes You
Why are you now angry? didn't I warn you before starting?
Abstinence is key o, let me come and be going. I am in my house, come and beat me