How to Get Over a Breakup (Without Calling Your Ex at 2AM)
So it’s over. The person you once texted “I can’t live without you” has now joined your blocked list. You used to send love notes,...
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Spill the Tea Gently: How to Ask Your Partner Sensitive Questions and Keep the Peace
Let’s be honest, asking certain questions in a relationship can be tricky. You don’t want to sound like an FBI agent. You don’t want to...
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Do You Really Need Closure to Move On… or Are You Just Looking for One Last Reply?
There was once this couple that were almost inseparable. Always together, always laughing, always deep in each other’s space. The type to FaceTime for hours,...
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Dispatch Riders Wahala: If Madness Was a Job Description
If you’ve ever ordered anything in Nigeria; food, clothes, gadgets, even a toothbrush, then you’ve probably crossed paths with the true agents of chaos: dispatch...
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Budget Who? This Is Vibes and Inshallah Money
Salary has finally entered. Your bank just texted you that beautiful “credit alert” message, and suddenly, you’re walking like someone that owns three properties in...
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BADDIE 101: How to Be That Girl in Naija
In this Lagos, sorry, in this economy being a baddie is not just a vibe, it’s a full-time lifestyle. It’s not about having the most...
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Places Where You Can Find Love in Lagos
Love in Lagos? Oh, it’s real — chaotic, sweet, dramatic, and sometimes unexpected. If you’re looking for spots where Cupid might just be chilling in...
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It’s Not Just About the Hair — It’s the Gossip Headquarters!
Walk into any local salon on a random afternoon, and you’ll quickly realize, it’s not just about the hair. Oh no, it’s way deeper than...
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Before Oreos: The Snacks That Raised Us
Children’s Day wasn’t just about fancy parties or school events, it was about the simple joys that made our childhood unforgettable. One major part of...
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Clap, Jump, Run! The Games That Made Growing Up Fun
Before phones, tablets, or PlayStations, we had games. Real games. Games that involved singing, jumping, clapping, running—and sometimes arguing. On Children’s Day, these games ruled...
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From Slaps to Softness: How Nigerian Parents Switched Up With the New Generation
If you grew up in a typical Nigerian household, then you already know the kind of discipline that shaped us. It wasn’t about gentle corrections...
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Nigerian Mothers Are a Different Breed — Here Are 10 Things They Can Use to Beat You Without Warning
If you grew up in a Nigerian home, then you already know that discipline isn’t always about lectures or time-outs sometimes, it’s about swift, unpredictable...
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Surviving Lagos 101: How to Avoid Wahala with Bus Conductors and Protect Your Peace
If you have spent even one week commuting in Lagos, you already know that bus conductors are their own category of chaos. One minute they’re...
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Wahala for Who No Get Gist Partner: 7 Times Nigerians Used ChatGPT as Their Personal Therapist
AI don turn therapist o. In this economy where real therapy costs like 40k per session, Nigerians have discovered a new plug for all their...
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How a Typical Saturday Looks Like in a Nigerian Home
If you grew up in a Nigerian home, you already know , Saturday mornings are not for the weak. There’s no “weekend rest” in sight....
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That “Buka Combo” Madness — Rice, Beans, Spaghetti and Egg That’s Already Drank Soup
There’s a kind of joy only Nigerians can understand — the messy, saucy, beautiful chaos of a classic buka combo. We’re talking rice, beans, spaghetti...
