Why Do Nigerians Shout on the Phone? It’s a Phone Call, Not a Family Meeting!
Because sometimes even earphones can’t save you from Uncle “HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??” If there’s one thing Nigerians are known for, apart from jollof...
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Old Fashion too Cool for Gen z’s
Fashion operates in cycles, and if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that nothing ever truly disappears, it just waits for the perfect time to...
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Squid Game But Make It Nigerian
Just imagine if Nigerians are put in the squid game movie trying to survive all the hurdles and tasks. omo the calamity and chaos will...
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African Aunties and Baggy Clothes: Please, Leave Me and My Oversized Shirt Alone!
At this point, I deserve a mental stress bonus for wearing baggy clothes to a Nigerian family event. You just want to breathe, look cute,...
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Only in Lagos: Where Logic Goes on Break and Madness Clocks In
Sometimes last week, I was in a public bus, minding my business, when the driver got into a heated argument with a road safety officer....
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The Day “All Back” Became “Cornrows” Was the Beginning of Our Hair Budget Problems
There was a peaceful time when you could stroll into a salon, ask for “all back,” and walk out looking fine with just less than...
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Final Destination Bloodlines Review
If horror movies are not your thing, then Do Not and I repeat, Do Not go to the Cinema to see this movie. This is...
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One Minute I’m In Love, Next Minute We’re Both Shouting “Ikeja Underbridge!”
If you’re looking for romance in Lagos, know that public transport will always separate your K-drama fantasy from your reality. It started like the beginning...
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LABUBU Abi Wetin Again?
I’m pretty sure you’ve all seen the Labubu trend all over social media and you’re wondering, what this one is again? Some might think Labubu...
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Beyond White: Stunning Wedding Colors Brides Should Consider
Who says white is the only colour a bride can rock to her wedding! Have you seen other colours on brides? Breathtaking! Coloured gowns on...
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This Is Why I Fear Lagos Markets: A Rant on Market Aunties and Their Wahala
You see Nigerian vendors ehn, we need to call a town hall meeting for them. A proper sit-down not fight, just intense lecture on the...
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Reanalyzing Books We Read As Kids: Were Our Feelings Valid?
Growing up, some books had us completely hooked, while others terrified us beyond words. As kids, we were fascinated, shocked, and sometimes left emotionally scarred...
