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If you can't stomach things, please don't go further

If you can't stomach things, please don't go further

Don't say I didn't warn you o, if you continue reading, it means you have accepted and agreed to the terms and conditions

Don't say I didn't warn you o, if you continue reading, it means you have accepted and agreed to the terms and conditions

Step 1: After you have unprotected sex with your partner, sit up straight on your back. Make sure that its going to be the last round o

Step 1: After you have unprotected sex with your partner, sit up straight on your back.  Make sure that its going to be the last round o

Step 2: Drink two cups of water exactly five minutes after

Step 2: Drink two cups of water exactly five minutes after

Step 3: Insert your partners penis in your vagina but without him thrusting

 Step 3: Insert your partners penis in your vagina but without him thrusting

Step 4: Take it out exactly after 4 minutes and resume the same sitting position. Remember that timing is very important

Step 4: Take it out exactly after 4 minutes and resume the same sitting position. Remember that timing is very important

Step 5: Lick a moderate cone of ice cream within a time frame of 45 seconds #TimingIsKey

Step 5: Lick a moderate cone of ice cream within a time frame of 45 seconds #TimingIsKey

Step 6: If you actually believed that I was making sense, call your parents to return the school fees they wasted on your head.

Step 6: If you actually believed that I was making sense, call your parents to return the school fees they wasted on your head.

If you have unprotected sex, the rate at which you will carry belle ehn! You, yes You

 If you have unprotected sex, the rate at which you will carry belle ehn! You, yes You

Why are you now angry? didn't I warn you before starting?

Why are you now angry? didn't I warn you before starting?

Abstinence is key o, let me come and be going. I am in my house, come and beat me

 Abstinence is key o, let me come and be going. I am in my house, come and beat me

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