I once attended a Nigerian wedding that I’ll never forget. I was just a guest, but everything was on point. The food was more than enough — rice, small chops, amala, everything. Drinks were sitting comfortably on every table, music was loud and sweet, and the vibes? Premium. It was the kind of wedding that makes you forget your worries.
When it came time for souvenirs, I ended up collecting quite a few that day (God really showed up for me), but one particular gift stood out.
It was a tote bag. And not just any tote bag — this one has been riding with me ever since. It’s portable, has multiple zips, and any time I’m heading out and need to carry a lot of things, that’s the bag I grab. Functional, strong, and stylish. I use it all the time, and I’m not letting it go anytime soon.
Now, aside from that gem of a tote bag, here are other souvenirs you’re likely to collect (or hustle for) at a Nigerian wedding:
1. Tote Bags If the wedding didn’t give you a bag with the couple’s face on it, was it even a real wedding? This has become one of the cheapest gifts a couple can share in this economy, and even if you already have too many at home, you know you still have to collect this one.
2. Key Holders Simple, but effective. You will be unlocking your gate three months later and suddenly remember, “Ah! Na Chidinma and Kelechi marry that day.”
3. Mugs Because nothing screams “I went to a wedding” like sipping tea from a mug that says #AdeMi2025. Sip responsibly.
4. Hand Fans Whether it’s a traditional wedding or the AC decided not to work, that fan will save your life. Some come with the couple’s love story printed on them like it’s WAEC comprehension.
5. Jotters A5, spiral-bound, and proudly carrying the couple’s engagement photo. What will you use it for? No one knows. But you will keep it like a national ID card.
6. Bottle Openers Now you can open malt, wine, or even Fanta in style; no need to use your teeth anymore. Some are shaped like hearts, others like wedding rings. Very deep!
7. Mini Chin Chin Packs You came for the wedding but stayed for the chin-chin. Sometimes it’s so crunchy you will be begging for more. Zero shame.
8. Spoons Yes, actual spoons. Nigerians will brand anything. You’ll be eating rice and see “Together Forever – Emeka & Adanna” on the handle.
9. Face Towels White, soft, and wrapped with a ribbon. Will you use it? Maybe. Will you keep it till it fades? Absolutely.
10. Pop Sockets Because what’s better than gripping your phone with lovebirds staring at you? Love in HD.
11. Perfume Oils or Candles This one is for the high-budget weddings. When you collect it, just know you are elite now. No going back to the ghetto for you again.
12. Custom T-Shirts or Caps Usually for the bridal squad or “special guests”. If you manage to collect one without being on the guest list, just know God did.
When going to a Nigerian wedding, go with an empty bag and an open heart. Pack light, because if everything works in your favour, souvenirs must enter. If not, report to the nearest auntie with a tray and headtie. They always know where the good stuff is.
