Life after Christmas and January 1st is almost too hard to believe.
Just like that, the holiday we’ve all anticipated has gone by in a jiffy and now we’re back to doing “Please find attached”.
You begin to ask yourself why good things never last! Detty December is all you can think about, but your boss says there’s a team meeting by 9! omoooooooo.
Well, here are things you’re likely to experience this January:
1.You become unenthusiastic about work
All the new year meetings mean nothing to you. Your body aches, you’re tired, you just want to be at home sleeping, but here you are, sitting through a 2-hour new year meeting.
Your body might be present, but your mind sure is not!
2.You Reminisce on how you spent money during detty December
Now all your poor financial decisions come crashing in on you. You try your best to add things up, going through your account history, wondering why you sprayed a baddie 300k in the club. Your 13th month salary all gone!
Now, you go through your savings to survive the month, and just like every typical January in Nigeria, the days of the month are longer than usual. You begin to suffer the consequences of your actions,
3. Your Ears begin to Malfunction
All through the month of January, all you can hear is obleee obleee obleeee. Even during meetings, your team lead’s voice sounds like Oblee or one wizkid’s December Jam.
It will take the grace of God to get you back to factory reset.
My prayers are with you, my people. You shall pull through
4.You Try to get your old self back
You promised yourself you would win the staff of the year this 2026, but you over dettied December to the extent that you don’t even care about work again. You wish you could get back those two weeks between Christmas and new year again so you could party all over again, but c’mon! old things are passed away.
You finally realize there’s nothing you can do now; it’s back to reality!
5.You Smile Randomly
Whenever you remember all that went down in your detty December moments, you begin to smile unprovoked.
In your meetings you start smiling, lost in space, thinking about how you had fun with your IJGB man.
Your colleagues are all beginning to get worried, wondering why Angela is smiling and giggling all the time, even in meetings. They’re very close to taking you to Yaba left just in case.
Angela stop smiling and get back to work!
Anyways, these are a list of things you’re most likely to experience, especially as 9-5 workers. The holidays are finally over, and it’s back to work!
Happy New Year Kraks Fam!!!!
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