1. So this cool evening, I was at a restaurant eating and minding my business. Then a very fine bobo came to sit with me.
2. That day, I didn't do my usual daily beauty senrenre and this bobo was gushing about my natural beauty
abeg who make up epp?
3. Then we got talking and I started noticing his pink lips and beautiful eyes.
chai, God dey create sha! Such a beauty!
4. I was having the time of my life and did I mention that he was so funny? Finally I've found husband.
Smart + fine + funny man= husband! Mama, expect Bride price!!
5. I was already dreaming about how our children will be! how very cute they will be
ohh! My ovaries were eggcited!!
6. Then it was getting really late and I had to go home. I was so sad to leave him and I couldn't wait to hangout with him again
7. We exchanged numbers and he was such a gentleman! He paid for my taxi and gave me some money to just hold for hand!
8. When I got home, he called to check if I had gotten home and we started talking sweet talk
chai! This one sabi work o
9. Then he said he wanted to tell me something very important and I was so happy that he wanted to confide in me
so soon? Love at first sight is real o
10. And so he told me what I thought was a date wasn't actually a date.
What are you trying to say, biko?
11. It was actually an audition for a movie role where he had to act as a lover boy to a random girl and his auditioner was sitting around our table scoring him.
Just let me die!!!
12. As I'm typing this, I'm in a convent and I'm preparing to go for evening mass
Yes! I'm now a nun! i'm now given to the Lord!
This is my story..
Stay woke and share ;)