My heart still dey broken shaaa..

1. So this cool evening, I was at a restaurant eating and minding my business. Then a very fine bobo came to sit with me.

So this cool evening, I was at a restaurant eating and minding my business. Then a very fine bobo came to sit with me.

2. That day, I didn't do my usual daily beauty senrenre and this bobo was gushing about my natural beauty

That day, I didn't do my usual daily beauty senrenre and this bobo was gushing about my natural beauty

abeg who make up epp?

3. Then we got talking and I started noticing his pink lips and beautiful eyes.

Then we got talking and I started noticing his pink lips and beautiful eyes.

chai, God dey create sha! Such a beauty!

4. I was having the time of my life and did I mention that he was so funny? Finally I've found husband.

I was having the time of my life and did I mention that he was so funny? Finally I've found husband.

Smart + fine + funny man= husbandMama, expect Bride price!!

5. I was already dreaming about how our children will be! how very cute they will be

I was already dreaming about how our children will be! how very cute they will be

ohh! My ovaries were eggcited!!

6. Then it was getting really late and I had to go home. I was so sad to leave him and I couldn't wait to hangout with him again

Then it was getting  really late and I had to go home. I was so sad to leave him and I couldn't wait to hangout with him again

7. We exchanged numbers and he was such a gentleman! He paid for my taxi and gave me some money to just hold for hand!

We exchanged numbers and  he was such a gentleman! He paid for my taxi and gave me some money to just hold for hand!

8. When I got home, he called to check if I had gotten home and we started talking sweet talk

When I got home, he called to check  if I had gotten home and we started talking sweet talk

chai! This one sabi work o

9. Then he said he wanted to tell me something very important and I was so happy that he wanted to confide in me

Then he said he wanted to tell me something very important and I was so happy that he wanted to confide in me

so soon? Love at first sight is real o

10. And so he told me what I thought was a date wasn't actually a date.

And so he told me what I thought was a date wasn't actually a date.

 What are you trying to say, biko?

11. It was actually an audition for a movie role where he had to act as a lover boy to a random girl and his auditioner was sitting around our table scoring him.

It was actually an audition for a movie role where he had to act as a lover boy to a random girl and his auditioner was sitting around our table scoring him.

Just let me die!!! 

12. As I'm typing this, I'm in a convent and I'm preparing to go for evening mass

As I'm typing this, I'm in a convent and I'm preparing to go for evening mass

Yes! I'm now a nuni'm now given to the Lord!




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