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One day my friend came and said I should follow her to see her uncle with the cute son

One day my friend came and said I should follow her to see her uncle with the cute son

Segun is mine

We got to the house and bingo started barking at me

We got to the house and bingo started barking at me

This stupid dog should not even spoil my parole

We got inside and her uncle said he wanted to have a word with his neice

We got inside and her uncle said he wanted to have a word with his neice

Where's your son, please?

I was looking around when I heard the man say, "I want the Liver, you can keep the kidney"

I was looking around when I heard the man say, "I want the Liver, you can keep the kidney"

My internal organs

Then my friend said, "who will keep the head?"

Then my friend said, "who will keep the head?"

It was when I heard "The breast might go to Segun", that I started sweating inside fully air-conditioned house

It was when I heard "The breast might go to Segun", that I started sweating inside fully air-conditioned house

So this is how Segun wants my breast?!

As I was about to run out, I remembered bingo.

As I was about to run out, I remembered bingo.

I'm trapped

Because I'm sharp, I started to tear the curtains and tie them to escape from the window and go out through the back door

Because I'm sharp, I started to tear the curtains and tie them to escape from the window and go out through the back door

James Bond 007 life

But my friend and her uncle came out. Now, I'm shouting and saying they shouldn't use me

But my friend and her uncle came out. Now, I'm shouting and saying they shouldn't use me

When my friend explained that her uncle owns a slaughter-house and they were talking about a cow

When my friend explained that her uncle owns a slaughter-house and they were talking about a cow

I've been tacking curtains for 3 hours now

I've been tacking curtains for 3 hours now

They didn't even offer their guest food

And that's where his son met me

And that's where his son met me

I told him, I'm practicing my needlework

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