One day my friend came and said I should follow her to see her uncle with the cute son
Segun is mine
We got to the house and bingo started barking at me
This stupid dog should not even spoil my parole
We got inside and her uncle said he wanted to have a word with his neice
Where's your son, please?
I was looking around when I heard the man say, "I want the Liver, you can keep the kidney"
My internal organs
Then my friend said, "who will keep the head?"
It was when I heard "The breast might go to Segun", that I started sweating inside fully air-conditioned house
So this is how Segun wants my breast?!
As I was about to run out, I remembered bingo.
Because I'm sharp, I started to tear the curtains and tie them to escape from the window and go out through the back door
James Bond 007 life
But my friend and her uncle came out. Now, I'm shouting and saying they shouldn't use me
When my friend explained that her uncle owns a slaughter-house and they were talking about a cow
I've been tacking curtains for 3 hours now
They didn't even offer their guest food
And that's where his son met me
I told him, I'm practicing my needlework