1. They always look unkempt
With overgrown bushes everwhere
2. You hear them saying things like "Nigerian girls don tire me"
Why you no date oyinbo?
3. They always talk about saving money for their future
4. Their right hand has more muscle than the left and they always finish tissue paper easily
If you know you know
5. They have all the different kinds of porn on their phone
6. They discourage their friends from having girlfriends and are always happy about people's break-ups
7. You can go through their phones without them freaking out
There's kuku nothing to hide
8. They don't mind paying for small chops here and there
If you know what I mean
9. Their status would be like "Being single rocks, girls are gold diggers, money is my priority in life, when I make money ladies will chase me"
Okay oo..keep waiting.
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