When you have Malaria and paracetamol is the cure
When you see conductors breaking each other's heads and you stay to watch
When you eat the most unhygenic food and your stomach is fine
When there has been light for too long and you're worried they haven't taken it
When PHCN officials come to ask for your receipts but you've not paid for five months
When they come to disconnect your light and you're ready to fight
Or just look at them like idiots because you know you can tap light
Owambes, for you, are strategic events of finding the best table
And you are trained in the art of Savage clapbacks
But this one is good.
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