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So your crush finally invites you to dinner

So your crush finally invites you to dinner

But he shows up with his friend and his friend's girl

But he shows up with his friend and his friend's girl

Who are these ones sef?

Anyway, it's time to order and his friend's girl starts using Oyinbo accent to order her food

Anyway, it's time to order and his friend's girl starts using Oyinbo accent to order her food

Which food is Canard à la Rouennaise bayi

You don't understand the menu but you can't carry last so you start to order your own too

You don't understand the menu but you can't carry last so you start to order your own too

Give me my own Canard à la Rouennaise

When your crush tells you it is basically 'Duck in blood sauce' but you have to commit

When your crush tells you it is basically 'Duck in blood sauce' but you have to commit

Now I'm drinking blood because of love

Finally it's time to go home and you can't wait to run inside and destroy the toilet at home

Finally it's time to go home and you can't wait to run inside and destroy the toilet at home

And you're almost home but a policeman stops your crush's car

And you're almost home but a policeman stops your crush's car

Nigerian police sef

Now you need to get out of the car because you can't hold it anymore

Now you need to get out of the car because you can't hold it anymore

But as the policeman faces you to speak, this happens all over his face

But as the policeman faces you to speak, this happens all over his face

And the force of the vomit causes you to shit yourself

And the force of the vomit causes you to shit yourself

Now you have diarrhea because of  Canard à la Rouennaise

So which would you rather be?

So which would you rather be?

YOUR REACTION?


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