Read and well, try to laugh

It's 4pm on Sunday and your hot Ex texts you to say she's coming over

It's 4pm on Sunday and your hot Ex texts you to say she's coming over

You will destroy somebody's cervix toeday

After viagra and a bottle of Alomo she arrives at 9pm and says she wants it kinky style

After viagra and a bottle of Alomo she arrives at 9pm and says she wants it kinky style

Emi Aremu Poki Poki. Kinky is my middle name

She starts to tie you up like sallah ram and your dumbass is smiling

She starts to tie you up like sallah ram and your dumbass is smiling

Sweet gist for the office tomorrow

She also convinces you to wear this iron pant

She also convinces you to wear this iron pant

Now you look like Low Budget Tony Stark

She begins to design your body with hot candle wax and you can't cry because... hard guy

She begins to design your body with hot candle wax and you can't cry because... hard guy

Is it not knack we want to knack?

She asks you to call her 'Mummy Wa' but before you reply she has wiped you like Fulani Cow

She asks you to call her 'Mummy Wa' but before you reply she has wiped you like Fulani Cow

Now, you're crying and blabbing  "Mummy Wa, I'm sorry"

She finally unties you and says it's time to get your reward

She finally unties you and says it's time to get your reward

This geh will not walk for 5 days

You're struggling to remove all the chains

You're struggling to remove all the chains

What's all this rubbish? When it's not like we are acting '12 Years A Slave'

She comes back with oil and pours everything down your iron pant

She comes back with oil and pours everything down your iron pant

Baby, I like eet

You soon realize it is Aboniki flavored because your future children are frying inside your balls

You soon realize it is Aboniki flavored because your future children are frying inside your balls

And water has finished at home

So you rush to your neighbour's house and the idiot is asking you if you're just coming back from Libya

So you rush to your neighbour's house and the idiot is asking you if you're just coming back from Libya

Ode

Eventually, you go home but babe has disappeared with the key to your iron pant

Eventually, you go home but babe has disappeared with the key to your iron pant

Why did I choose this fornicating life?

Now it's 12:30am, Baba Sule the Welder has closed and you have to be at work in 6 hours

Now it's 12:30am, Baba Sule the Welder has closed and you have to be at work in 6 hours

Time for job interview at Badagry Slavetrade Museum.

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