It's 4pm on Sunday and your hot Ex texts you to say she's coming over
You will destroy somebody's cervix toeday
After viagra and a bottle of Alomo she arrives at 9pm and says she wants it kinky style
Emi Aremu Poki Poki. Kinky is my middle name
She starts to tie you up like sallah ram and your dumbass is smiling
Sweet gist for the office tomorrow
She also convinces you to wear this iron pant
Now you look like Low Budget Tony Stark
She begins to design your body with hot candle wax and you can't cry because... hard guy
Is it not knack we want to knack?
She asks you to call her 'Mummy Wa' but before you reply she has wiped you like Fulani Cow
Now, you're crying and blabbing "Mummy Wa, I'm sorry"
She finally unties you and says it's time to get your reward
This geh will not walk for 5 days
You're struggling to remove all the chains
What's all this rubbish? When it's not like we are acting '12 Years A Slave'
She comes back with oil and pours everything down your iron pant
Baby, I like eet
You soon realize it is Aboniki flavored because your future children are frying inside your balls
And water has finished at home
So you rush to your neighbour's house and the idiot is asking you if you're just coming back from Libya
Eventually, you go home but babe has disappeared with the key to your iron pant
Why did I choose this fornicating life?
Now it's 12:30am, Baba Sule the Welder has closed and you have to be at work in 6 hours
Time for job interview at Badagry Slavetrade Museum.