May this not be your portion

1. So I decided to go for one social gathering like that before I die of singleness

So I decided to go for one social gathering like that before I die of singleness

Body no be wood

2. I met one bobo, he’s like a 5 sha but I get choice ?

I met one bobo, he’s like a 5 sha but I get choice ?

3. We got talking I told him what I did, he told me he was a zoologist and told me about his love for animals

We got talking I told him what I did, he told me he was a zoologist and told me about his love for animals

Animals ke? What happened to oil and gas abi which kind of head do I have ??

4. All of a sudden I said I love animals too. I swear I didn’t know what entered me because ordinary cockroach I dey fear

All of a sudden I said I love animals too. I swear I didn’t know what entered me because ordinary cockroach I dey fear

5. As if I knew this was what would follow, he asked me on a date to the zoo and added that he had all access pass, so we would be able to enter forbidden cages and show the animals some real love

As if I knew this was what would follow, he asked me on a date to the zoo and added that he had all access pass, so we would be able to enter forbidden cages and show the animals some real love

6. I knew I was not going to survive this date, I knew I was going there to embarrass my generation, I knew I should have declined but I still said yes

I knew I was not going to survive this date, I knew I was going there to embarrass my generation, I knew I should have declined but I still said yes

The love of penis is the end of woman

7. So we were to see the animals and head back to my house for dinner. I already told my flat mates to make food and lay the bed

So we were to see the animals and head back to my house for dinner. I already told my flat mates to make food and lay the bed

At least there was something to look forward to

8. We get there and barely up to five minutes and this happened

We get there and barely up to five minutes and this happened

9. I Finally escape and he says ‘it’s time to visit my favorite place here, we call it the ‘dead zone’ but also added that it was totally safe

I Finally escape and he says ‘it’s time to visit my favorite place here, we call it the ‘dead zone’ but also added that it was totally safe

I knew I had to get out of there, this man must be a hired killer

10. So I quickly yelled ‘I have to pee’ before he could say any other thing, fiam! I have disappeared

So I quickly yelled ‘I have to pee’ before he could say any other thing, fiam! I have disappeared

11. That was how I managed to find my way home and my flat mates were asking me where my bobo is

That was how I managed to find my way home and my flat mates were asking me where my bobo is

Bobo ko, Bolanle elemu ni

12. This was how I hid at the back of the chair when he came to my house and told my friends to tell him that my grandpa’s first uncle’s cousin’s son died and I had to relocate to the village to console his family

This was how I hid at the back of the chair when he came to my house and told my friends  to tell him that my grandpa’s first uncle’s cousin’s son died and  I had to relocate to the village to console his family

Is not me you will kill

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