1. When you hear a new song and the world stands still
I like this song!
2. You start to Shazaam it but it doesn't work
What kind of app is this one?
3. So you type bits and pieces of the lyrics into Google and you find the song
4. You go to your favourite website to download it but find out the website is closed
I'm tired of all this rubbish
5. You start hunting for other websites
6. Luckily, you have backup websites for moments like these
7. You start to download it and you're happy only for it to reach 93% and stop downloading because your data is finished
8. You shamelessly borrow somebody's hotspot
Abeg, 5 minutes please
9. You listen to the song on repeat for 1 week before you get sick of it
10. Until you hear another song and the cycle repeats itself
11. Can you relate to this? Good, I'll see you in jail when they arrest all of us for illegal downloads
They should sha separate me from the people that came to jail for downloading Speed Darlington's song