When did this happen?

1. Debit alerts have started to genuinely hurt your soul

Debit alerts have started to genuinely hurt your soul

2. You catch yourself saying "There's too much sugar in that drink"

You catch yourself saying "There's too much sugar in that drink"

3. The end of the month is both the best and worst time. Salary is coming but rent will take it

The end of the month is both the best and worst time. Salary is coming but rent will take it

4. Everybody has started asking about your husband/wife

Everybody has started asking about your husband/wife

Can I rest?

5. You have to drop offering out of your own money

You have to drop offering out of your own money

6. And you can't wait for the weekend because you've got sleep plans

And you can't wait for the weekend because you've got sleep plans

7. So when you hear people are still clubbing at 4am

So when you hear people are still clubbing at 4am

8. Small small children have started giving you the 'Ma/Sir' title

Small small children have started giving you the 'Ma/Sir' title

9. Nobody in your family is interested in dropping small change in your account again

Nobody in your family is interested in dropping small change in your account again

This how I will kuku be looking at y'all until I faint because of hunger

10. And you don't mind crashing someone's party for free food

And you don't mind crashing someone's party for free food

Somebody must eat

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