1. At least he tried
2. Do you want another picture from a different angle?
3. Is this kind of text even legal?
4. The only time they'd brag about being tiny 😒
5. He was in the shower for 10 months
6. Yeah. No
8. Who is now leaving who?
9. Romance in the 21st century
10. At least, he didn't take her on a date!
11. A for effort
12. Wow. Just wow
13. Yes, because that happens all the time
15. Nothing can stop this one
16. The secret to life is to keep trying
17. Send it via delivery
18. Somebody cannot even say happy birthday again?