1. Do you cook for her everyday?
Or are you just warming yesterday's food for her to eat?
2. Don't take your career too seriously
You better don't play yourself. Men belong in the kitchen and not chasing money
3. Have you prayed against side boys?
Don't you know there are so many men looking for wives today?
4. Did you let yourself go after marriage?
You better hit the gym. You don't want her looking outside your matrimonial home.
5. How often do you cut your hair?
You better give yourself brain
6. You don't get home before her? Why?
What are you still doing outside after your husband?
7. And if she eventually strays by cheating, sweep it under the carpet
A woman will always be a woman. Just Forgive
8. And if there's a baby involved, accept it and raise it as your own
Because you're too old to start over. Besides, what will people say?
9. But if you ever dare to cheat, expect that your bags will be thrown out
A woman can always get another man. It's just common sense