Tontolet threw a dinner party to celebrate her birthday
And she invited Bobrisky where the two shared a kiss
And the internet is filled with people who are squirmish about the whole thing
The ones that have decided to attack Tonto's relationship with God
The ones that are only concerned about how Bobrisky's mouth is looking like kettle
The ones that think we should all mind our business
The ones that think Bobo won't make heaven
Is it your heaven?
The ones that don't know how to classify this act. Lesbianism? Gay? Bi?
The ones that think the man inside Bobrisky is enjoying the kiss
And the ones that think they've had enough of the internet for today