ISSA THREAD

1. So bae came back from his trip after 3 months and i went to his place for a weekend something.........

So bae came back from his trip after 3 months and i went to his place for a weekend something.........

2. I don over watch blue feem and learned all the styles.

I don over watch blue feem and learned all the styles.

Today na today. You gats be adventurous you know. 3 months no be joke. 

3. I got to bae's house looking all sexy. We havent seen for 3months so i gats look sexy for bae.

I got to bae's house looking all sexy. We havent seen for 3months so i gats look sexy for bae.

4. Immediately bae said lets go to bed, my whole body started doing gisgis, you know

Immediately bae said lets go to bed, my whole body started doing gisgis, you know

5. Gentle man, shall we?

Gentle man, shall we?

I was ready in all the right places.... *smiling in spiritual powers*

6. When we started doing the do *winks*, i initiated snake in the monkey shadow style and bae was surprised.

When we started doing the do *winks*, i initiated snake in the monkey shadow style  and bae was surprised.

As a big and adventurous girl, i said come on baby. I didnt know my village people were doing a countdown on my body. 

7. As he started hitting it, i felt something break, i thought it was the bed. Until i felt a pain all over my body.

As he started hitting it, i felt something break, i thought it was the bed. Until i felt a pain all over my body.

 I twisted my ankle and had muscle pull on my waist and neck. 

8. I became stiff and bae started panicking.

I became stiff and bae started panicking.

Hopefully, An hospital was close to his house. 

9. I was brought into the hospital with a stretcher and some gbeboruns started asking bae what happened to me

I was brought into the hospital with a stretcher and some gbeboruns started asking bae what happened to me

I was just shedding silent tears. 

10. Immediately bae said i twisted some stuff during sex.... The nurses started looking at me as if im a bad child.

Immediately bae said i twisted some stuff during sex.... The nurses started looking at me as if im a bad child.

As if their children don't do worst. Abeggiiiiiiiiiiiii *rolls eyes*

11. So one of the nurses gave me some drugs to use, i told her i dont like using drugs. Then she said 'If its to do doggy style, you will know.

So one of the nurses gave me some drugs to use, i told her i dont like using drugs. Then she said 'If its to do doggy style, you will know.

Na me fuck up.... 

12. His mum came around the next day and saw me sitting like a cripple and asked what happened

His mum came around the next day and saw me sitting like a cripple and asked what happened

How will i explain to her without sounding like omo buruku. She is SU. I just told her i fell from the stairs in the midnight. 

13. Until i was seeing her off to her car and the gbeborun nurse saw us and said 'snake in the monkey shadow, if you like do doggy next time.

Until i was seeing her off to her car and the gbeborun nurse saw us and said 'snake in the monkey shadow, if you like do doggy next time.

This is why some nurses will not make heaven. 

14. Me in church with bae's mum the next sunday to rededicate my life to christ.

Me in church with bae's mum the next sunday to rededicate my life to christ.

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