As you must have guessed, I was an Olodo child so this is my story

When you're watching TV with your father and they show 'UpNext: Cowbellpedia Competition'

When you're watching TV with your father and they show 'UpNext: Cowbellpedia Competition'

Time to ja!

So you say you want to shit and he asks you to go

So you say you want to shit and he asks you to go

Too much sense will not kill me

But tells you to clean your yansh and come back with paper and biro

But tells you to clean your yansh and come back with paper and biro

This man is serious sha

When you find out that you're older than all the kids in the competition

When you find out that you're older than all the kids in the competition

Salt to injury

Now they are firing questions while you're still looking for the formula for area of a triangle

Now they are firing questions while you're still looking for the formula for area of a triangle

It is WidthxDepth that they taught me o

You look at the TV and one tiny girl is just spitting answers anyhow

You look at the TV and one tiny girl is just spitting answers anyhow

Is this one a witch?

Meanwhile, your father is trying to figure out if you're really his product

Meanwhile, your father is trying to figure out if you're really his product

You turn back to tell your father the answer is not there and he gives you dirty slap

You turn back to tell your father the answer is not there and he gives you dirty slap

Is the answer now there?

He uses anger to ask how much your school is collecting and you reply "Daddy they've not given us teller"

He uses anger to ask how much your school is collecting and you reply "Daddy they've not given us teller"

Hay!

When the competition is over, you jejeli carry this book and sit in one corner

When the competition is over, you jejeli carry this book and sit in one corner

Let maths kuku kill me

But your turn comes when your father is watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and he's confidently picking all the wrong answers

But your turn comes when your father is watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and he's confidently picking all the wrong answers

Lemme respect myself

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