When you're watching TV with your father and they show 'UpNext: Cowbellpedia Competition'
Time to ja!
So you say you want to shit and he asks you to go
Too much sense will not kill me
But tells you to clean your yansh and come back with paper and biro
This man is serious sha
When you find out that you're older than all the kids in the competition
Salt to injury
Now they are firing questions while you're still looking for the formula for area of a triangle
It is WidthxDepth that they taught me o
You look at the TV and one tiny girl is just spitting answers anyhow
Is this one a witch?
Meanwhile, your father is trying to figure out if you're really his product
You turn back to tell your father the answer is not there and he gives you dirty slap
Is the answer now there?
He uses anger to ask how much your school is collecting and you reply "Daddy they've not given us teller"
When the competition is over, you jejeli carry this book and sit in one corner
Let maths kuku kill me
But your turn comes when your father is watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and he's confidently picking all the wrong answers
Lemme respect myself