That your roommate that will be sleeping like he came to the university to sleep

It's kuku sleep that will kill this one

Those ones that will be looking for free ride to campus

Don't enter shuttle o. Tiff

The ones that will still be eating forgetting they have a class

When you finish, eat your destiny too

The Dress-code watchers that are constantly looking for what is wrong with what you're wearing

The efikos that are already in class 3 hours before the lecturer

Did this one sleep here?

The ones that came to class to sleep

The ones that don't even bother to come but keep asking you to keep seat for them

The ones that will come and you'll start thinking if y'all have a test today because that's the only time you see them

The lecturers that will finally come and start giving life advice

I will kuku carry my load now

Or the lecturer you don't hear in spite of the microphone

We cannot kuku hear what he is saying

And there's me, just wondering how I will penetrate Shell Oil and Gas with my Yoruba History degree

Can they be looking for translator?