Everyday, babies roll out but sometimes some of them come with deformities
To look like this
Yes, the indentations are a result a genetic defect
But isn't this the cutest deformity ever?
And thus your life begins as the 'cute' one
Your friends start asking you to smile to showcase your dimples
Because I'm the commissioner for happiness?
When you see your dimple-less friends trying to poke their cheeks to form dimples
Continue making a fool of yourself o
Or praying for the dimples
Some people have even gone to more extreme conditions to get them
When you're just out here looking like a snack
You smile and everybody can't stop staring because the sun is shining out of your cheeks
And you know you can smile your way out of anything. Except SARS
So people start asking how you got the dimples
How should I explain that one now?
Or if their own dimple will come later in life
But you know the only dimple they will ever have is nyash dimple
Why oh! Lord