What's even the point?

When everybody is working out but you don't have to do anything because Nigeria is already enough work out for you

When everybody is working out but you don't have to do anything because Nigeria is already enough work out for you

Do you know how many danfos I jump a day?

Or they start talking about calf machines but you're not about that life

Or they start talking about calf machines but you're not about that life

The only calf I know is cow baby

When you go on the internet and see one 95 year old woman doing push ups

When you go on the internet and see one 95 year old woman doing push ups

Oversabi

When you're dancing 'Shaku Shaku' and you go low

When you're dancing 'Shaku Shaku' and you go low

Carry me

When you see people doing the level up challenge up and down the gram

When you see people doing the level up challenge up and down the gram

How are they moving this fast?

So you try to do it in your room and you hear 'KRRRIN'

So you try to do it in your room and you hear 'KRRRIN'

Is that my back?

When your friends ask you to come to the marathon and you only go for taping purposes

When your friends ask you to come to the marathon and you only go for taping purposes

I will be waiting for you people here

When they now say you'll die early if you don't excercise

When they now say you'll die early if you don't excercise

Is you that will die early

You eventually realize that you need to work out in this life

You eventually realize that you need to work out in this life

So you wake up early and start running only to collapse on the way

So you wake up early and start running  only to collapse on the way

My chest!

So you take okada back home to rub aboniki

So you take okada back home to rub aboniki

Health First

You get home and pour jweez for your body

You get home and pour jweez for your body

Nobody can kill me in this life

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