When everybody is working out but you don't have to do anything because Nigeria is already enough work out for you
Do you know how many danfos I jump a day?
Or they start talking about calf machines but you're not about that life
The only calf I know is cow baby
When you go on the internet and see one 95 year old woman doing push ups
When you're dancing 'Shaku Shaku' and you go low
When you see people doing the level up challenge up and down the gram
How are they moving this fast?
So you try to do it in your room and you hear 'KRRRIN'
Is that my back?
When your friends ask you to come to the marathon and you only go for taping purposes
I will be waiting for you people here
When they now say you'll die early if you don't excercise
Is you that will die early
You eventually realize that you need to work out in this life
So you wake up early and start running only to collapse on the way
So you take okada back home to rub aboniki
You get home and pour jweez for your body
Nobody can kill me in this life