Please let's be civilized. Raise your hands when it gets to your turn

The respectful ones. Atfer collecting D, they don't need anyone to tell them it's time to go. They'll kuku pack their things and disappear

The respectful ones. Atfer collecting D, they don't need anyone to tell them it's time to go. They'll kuku pack their things and disappear

The ones that can lash from now to next week. Plenty energy

The ones that can lash from now to next week.  Plenty energy

I don't know oo.. But they said its calabar girls 

The screamers. These ones shout loud enough to wake the dead. Ask them why, they'll say it's too sweet

The screamers. These ones shout loud enough to wake the dead. Ask them why, they'll say it's too sweet

'Na him dey rush am'

The quiet ones. Anyhow you do it, they'll never moan loudly. It's always an internal battle

The quiet ones. Anyhow you do it, they'll never moan loudly. It's always an internal battle

These people can bring down someone's self esteem 

The ones that know all the bed positions. Doggy, catty, one leg up, they know it

The ones that know all the bed positions. Doggy, catty, one leg up, they know it

I sent you to school to go and learn 

The masochistic ones that like BDSM. Imagine someone hanging your leg on the ceiling just because they want to shook

The masochistic ones that like BDSM. Imagine someone hanging your leg on the ceiling just because they want to shook

I can't coman die because of D biko

The greedy ones. They can't decide whether it's rubbing or shooking they like best so they opt for the two and become bisexual

The greedy ones. They can't decide whether it's rubbing or shooking they like best so they opt for the two and become bisexual

And you think heaven is for you? 

The ones that like the down position. They own is just to lay there while somebori's child will be doing all the work

The ones that like the down position. They own is just to lay there while somebori's child will be doing all the work

These kind of people can kill you in your sleep

The ones that like quickies. Shap shap things, anywhere o. Office, toilet, closet, wardrobe etc

The ones that like quickies. Shap shap things, anywhere o. Office, toilet, closet, wardrobe etc

You know yourself nah

And, those ones, like us, that don't even know how to position waist. Not to talk of dealing with pregnancy conscience afterwards

And, those ones, like us, that don't even know how to position waist. Not to talk of dealing with pregnancy conscience afterwards

Even if we use thirty condoms, fear will still be catching us 

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