1. The ones that just stay on the island away from all contaminations on the mainland
2. The ones that lament everyday about how the Nigerian system is poor
I Kent wait to go beck yen yen yen
3. The ones that will just be seeing business opportunities in everything in Nigeria
4. The ones that their body will already be itching to go back from the moment they landed in Nigeria
As if there is werepe in Nigerian breeze
5. The ones that will want to explore every slum and undeveloped part
You wan come dey form adventure
6. The ones that will use story of the abroad to block your ear
7. The ones that will make you uncomfortable by asking if certain things in the abroad are in Nigeria
"Community college? Like community Grammar School? "
"no oo.. We don't have it here"
8. The ones that will just be opening body anyhow and be looking at you funny because you're fully clothed
9. The ones that will come and be telling you how abroad is not all what we think
Biko should we exchange?
Se you'll stay in Nigeria on my behalf?