1. The people that gist during service
2. The ones that will take you to one corner of the church to start explaining how you are dressed wrongly for church
3. The ones that small thing they will be shouting "preach pastor"
4. The ones that will be singing with effizy in your ear.
5. The ones that will remove their shoes in church and they have smelly feet
6. The women that will offer you their handkerchief to cover your hair
7. The ones with mouth odour that won't stop talking to you
8. The usher with body odour that will keep passing your row.
9. The women with crying babies
10. The people that give you the stern look when you are trying to tell your friend something
Aunty, am I talking to you?