The devil cannot foil our plans.

Do NOT tell anybody that you're planning on travelling out of the country.

Do NOT tell anybody that you're planning on travelling out of the country.

Instead, complain along with them on how hard Nigeria is getting.

If anybody sees you at the embassy, tell them you came to distribute questionnaire.

If anybody sees you at the embassy, tell them you came to distribute questionnaire.

Nobody must know.

Back your visa application with powerful night vigils

Back your visa application with powerful night vigils

The lord must do it.

When they approve your 2-month visa, throw a party but never tell anyone the reason behind the owambe.

When they approve your 2-month visa, throw a party but never tell anyone the reason behind the owambe.

Your limit is 30KG? Bring 90Kg to the airport.

Your limit is 30KG? Bring 90Kg to the airport.

Do they know how much you paid for the flight?

Carry yam, garri, egusi, crayfish and everything that will feed you for 5 years.

Carry yam, garri, egusi, crayfish and everything that will feed you for 5 years.

Who is coming back after 2 months?

Palm oil is not allowed on the plane? Wrap the palmoil and put it under all your clothes.

Palm oil is not allowed on the plane? Wrap the palmoil and put it under all your clothes.

How else will you cook your egusi?

You may or may not decide to fight with the air hostess for not giving you extra food.

You may or may not decide to fight with the air hostess for not giving you extra food.

Hint: You should fight, after all you paid half a million for the flight

When you get to your destination, call people at home and complain about the cold even if it is 40°

When you get to your destination, call people at home and complain about the cold even if it is 40°

And wear winter clothes while at it.

Lastly, stay forever.

Lastly, stay forever.

Or until they find you and deport your ass

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