1. Pray And Cover It With The Blood Of Jesus Before Leaving The House
Prayer is the master key, take serious pains to pray and annoint your important body parts before walking out the door.
2. Avoid Public Transport
If you don’t have to take the bus, don’t take the bus plis dears. Let’s be safe out there.
3. Avoid Crowded Locations
This is not the time to be roaming around aimlessly in the market and if you find yourself in a crowded spot beware of that uncle getting way too close.
4. Avoid Unnecessary Greetings And Handshakes
It’s not everybody you must greet oh. Please keep your hands to yourself, it’s not by force.
5. Make Sure To Check The Status Every Few Minutes
Keep your eyes on the prize. Check up on your important private parts every few minutes.
6. Be Vigilant
If by chance you feel something leave you, grab the last person you touched because this is now a case of stolen property.
7. Stay At Home
If all else fails just stay at home. Nobody can come and take your property if you don’t carry it to them. There’s no need for unnecessary stories plis dear.
8. And If You Don’t Know The Important Private Parts We’re Talking About Please Come And Be Going