This is you when your aunty convinces your parents to let you write common entrance in primary 4
But you fail it so they decide to call your big cousin, Taju to be your lesson teacher.
Is it Taju that celebrates anniversary with jamb?
When Taju starts looking at your Ugo. C. Ugo like this is when you know issallover
Ode ni Boda Taju
When you're filling the form and you tell your father to remove maths from your combination.
I don't even want to go to science class
You wake up on the Saturday of the common entrance and realize maths is still on your combination.
How we go do am like this?
But how you leave the house for your center with your clearbag.
Show no weakness
When you read the first math question is when you start having serious thoughts.
First of all, grade 11 hell is where Boda Taju is going.
And I told these people to remove maths from my combination for God's sake.
When you finally reach the general section part and they ask, "Who is a woman with two or more husbands"
The result finally comes out and they say the cut off is 61 but you scored 06.
Hay! No JSS1 for me in this life.
And when you finally realize there is no primary 7 for you to graduate to.
Didn't Mark Zuckerberg drop out though?