1. Those computer village people that will sell iPhone with eba inside
2. The usher that will tell you food has finished after travelling 7 hours for a wedding
3. The neighbor that only comes to greet you when you start frying Turkey
4. Shout out to those people that promised to help you in the exam hall only to leave you like this. You people are all mad
5. Those people that will come to your recession wedding and be eating like this
6. The ones that will watch the conductor jump up and down shouting 'No change' but will still enter with N1000 note
7. The slay queens that will chop all your money but when it's time to Okogbolor, period will show. Periodic madness
8. And those stupid people that feel like they can shove you into different groups on WhatsApp.