Everybody knows Halloween is the devil's birthday

Your family finally relocates to New York and you decide to try out Halloween Parties.

Your family finally relocates to New York and you decide to try out Halloween Parties.

And go as a ghost.

Your mother is confused now because the only ghost she knows is the holy ghost.

Your mother is confused now because the only ghost she knows is the holy ghost.

And your ass better be assistant holy ghost

You try to explain 'trick or treat' and she's even more confused.

You try to explain 'trick or treat' and she's even more confused.

You want to be begging for food? You don't have food here?

You mention haunted houses and she starts to blame your devilish tendencies on your father's ritualist family especially your uncle.

You mention haunted houses and she starts to blame your devilish tendencies on your father's ritualist family especially your uncle.

So Baba Saka is a ritual person?

When Oyinbo children come to collect sweet and your mother starts sharing the gospel

When Oyinbo children come to collect sweet and your mother starts sharing the gospel

Ma, ez sweet we want o

You sneak out to enjoy yourself and lick all the sweets. You even find zobo.

You sneak out to enjoy yourself and lick all the sweets. You even find zobo.

Devil's birthday ko

Suddenly, you wake up to the sight of red drums, calabash and zobo

Suddenly, you wake up to the sight of red drums, calabash and zobo

Have they started ritual business in New York? Is that zobo really zobo?

As they are about to dedicate you to Ifa, you spot your ritualist uncle, so you start shouting.

As they are about to dedicate you to Ifa, you spot your ritualist uncle, so you start shouting.

Baba Saka oooo!

When did this man move to America?

You eventually escape and are about to hail a cab to Brooklyn when you start hearing, "Ketu Ojota Ikorodu!"

You eventually escape and are about to hail a cab to Brooklyn when you start hearing, "Ketu Ojota Ikorodu!"

What's Ojota doing in New York?

You look up to find Daddy Showkey smiling down at you from a GLO billboard so you kuku decide to faint.

You look up to find Daddy Showkey smiling down at you from a GLO billboard so you kuku decide to faint.

The same sleep that brought me to Ojota is the same sleep that will carry me back to New York.

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