Nigerians, when David Cameron said Nigeria and Afghanistan are fantastically corrupt.
Buhari: Afghanistan where? Hold my kunu
Afghanistan, can you see your life?
Can your president ever?
Where you at?!
Naturally, a lot of people have questions. And we have answers. Please, grab a seat.
English C5. When Baba was going on about "Payting Kwaruption", did y'all think he was going to come out with A1?
But this man might have signed us over to Libya for Fura de Nunu sha
Time for me to port to Canada. Anywhere belle face.
Literature P7. Is it somebody that cannot read comprehension that will read Hamlet?
Don't stress him plis
You think it's a coincidence that he carried C6 in Geography and Health science?
What do you think all the medical tours are for? Baba is doing correction with our money
The C5 he got in Hausa is a sign of humility. If he carries A1 now you'll say he bought the result
Life is all about humility
A man that can appoint ghosts is a man that knows his history, hence A3 in history
And to everybody complaining about the absence of maths, I shall direct you to our Naira that's still twerking on the ground
He has given you people the Waec certificate and now it's time to go on tour
Over and Out