"Don't lie, are you dating her for the green card?"
And regardless of what you say, they will assume you are.
"Why are you dating a white man from South Africa, is it not still Africa?"
Because if you have to date a white person, you have to maximize the benefits by making sure they are from the United States.
"Are you guys planning to have mixed race babies?"
So if we have kids, what else will they be?
"What is the sex like?"
Oh so now we're discussing our sex life? Hoekay!
"You know oyinbo people are quick to divorce. What is your plan?"
*Coughs* Mind your business *Coughs*
"You know all these oyinbo women cannot cook, what will you eat?"
So now a woman is responsible for my feeding?
"But Oyinbo men don't use to baff"
Will you shut up your mouth!
"Oyinbo people don't have any culture, you know?"
"So why don't you just stick within your culture?"