1. You're hyped go get to NYSC camp but this is you after one day
2. When they ask you do any physical exercise at camp
3. When you speak pidgin, you sound like cuppy
4. When you dance alanta, you remind everyone of a praying mantis
5. When you fight for danfo, you say please and thank you
6. Fighting for food at an owambe is a thought that never crosses your mind
7. You say you can haggle but when it's time to haggle, you lead with "Would you mind giving me a discount...