Can you relate?

1. The ones that will be checking to confirm their body parts are still complete when any stranger touches them

The ones that will be checking to confirm their body parts are still complete when any stranger touches them

To avoid stories that touch

2. The church goers that are using fasting and prayer to bribe God

The church goers that are using fasting and prayer to bribe God

We haven't forgotten all the bad things you did this year o

3. The ones that will just not travel bcos there is demon sucking blood on the road in charge of December

The ones that will just not travel bcos there is demon sucking blood on the road in charge of December

If you know, you know

4. Those that are expecting Christmas bcos that's the only special thing about December

Those that are expecting Christmas bcos that's the only special thing about December

5. Those with dry skin that harmattan will finish

Those with dry skin that harmattan will finish

Mistakenly injure them and see the wrath of God

6. The ones that wee not kukuma baff because the weather is too cold

The ones that wee not kukuma baff because the weather is too cold

Body spray to da rescue

7. The slay queen that will suddenly become jovial and respectful bcos somebody must cover December shopping expenses

The slay queen that will suddenly become jovial and respectful bcos somebody must cover December shopping expenses

8. The abroad people that wee coman be dashing pple things upandan like Fada Christmas

The abroad people that wee coman be dashing pple things upandan like Fada Christmas

Whereas na dead bodi some of dem dey wash o

9. The ones that will travel home to goan beg their village people to allow them blow

The ones that will travel home to goan beg their village people to allow them blow

10. Those that have done Christmas shopping since May

Those that have done Christmas shopping since May

B4 everything begin dey cost 4 December

11. The guys that actually need to receive boxers as Christmas present

The guys that actually need to receive boxers as Christmas present

So that the 2 they have had since 2017 can finally stop being biological hazards and retire

12. The ones that will be asking for Christmas present upandan

The ones that will be asking for Christmas present upandan

Ees eet your birthday ni?

13. And the first borns that are already dead within considering how expenses will rush them

And the first borns that are already dead within considering how expenses will rush them

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