1. The phone pressers
Asin...is it feem you came to watch or chat you came to chat?
2. The ones that come in when feem has started and wee start shining bright torch light in our eyes bcoz they are looking for space
I don't get how you can be so uselessly annoying
3. The ones that their phones won't stop ringing loudly
Put this thing on vibrate na abi dey are doing you ni?
4. The couple that obviously came looking for something else
As Cinema seat is cheaper than hotel room na...see your life outside
5. The emotional ones
Like, did you forget that it is just a movie?
What did you even see to cry about in a feem like equalizer...m not understanding
6. The ones that will not stop going to the toilet, messing soured mess upandan
Stop eating beans, they wee nor hear
7. The excited group of teenagers that will be acting as if they are the only ones in the cinema
If we talk na, we haff turn haterz
8. The ones that will be acting as though you are privileged to breathe the same air as them
Oga ees like ur nor ok. I wee make my noise today o. Is it not my money I paid? If you don't wanna be disturbed, ees nor cinema you should have come to
9. The ones that have already finished the popcorn before movie even start
But not to worry, they have smuggled in kuli kuli, fried rice, suya and eba.
Don't ask how, they have superpowers
10. The analysts that will be trying to show us their movie sense by predicting what happens next
As if they wrote the movie script...rubbish
11. Those that haff watched the feem b4 and cannot stop spoiling it for the rest of us
Please who ordained you commentator in this cinema?
12. The razz guys that are there to just shout and add their own 'ajasa'
They can give you a whole new cinema experience
13. The ones that wear dark shades into the cinema theater
Is it that you have Apollo ni o or the sun inside the theater is too much for your eyes?
14. The ones that will be asking you to explain what happened or what is going to happen in the feem
Shey you are blind ni or you are testing my patience? Abi you cannot see that we are both watching the feem together ni?
15. The ones that sit at the back and enjoy throwing popcorn at the heads of others
Please don't ask me how I know this...we don't have to get personal with each other plx
16. The ones that came hoping that they can find love
In the cinema? See what watching ZeeWorld has done to you?
17. And the ones that won't leave the cinema hall until bouncer comes to carry them
Because their money must complete...we die here!
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