Which 1 are you??

1. The phone pressers

The phone pressers

Asin...is it feem you came to watch or chat you came to chat?

2. The ones that come in when feem has started and wee start shining bright torch light in our eyes bcoz they are looking for space

The ones that come in when feem has started and wee start shining bright torch light in our eyes bcoz they are looking for space

I don't get how you can be so uselessly annoying

3. The ones that their phones won't stop ringing loudly

The ones that their phones won't stop ringing loudly

Put this thing on vibrate na abi dey are doing you ni?

4. The couple that obviously came looking for something else

The couple that obviously came looking for something else

As Cinema seat is cheaper than hotel room na...see your life outside

5. The emotional ones

The emotional ones

Like, did you forget that it is just a movie?

What did you even see to cry about in a feem like equalizer...m not understanding

6. The ones that will not stop going to the toilet, messing soured mess upandan

The ones that will not stop going to the toilet, messing soured mess upandan

Stop eating beans, they wee nor hear

7. The excited group of teenagers that will be acting as if they are the only ones in the cinema

The excited group of teenagers that will be acting as if they are the only ones in the cinema

If we talk na, we haff turn haterz

8. The ones that will be acting as though you are privileged to breathe the same air as them

The ones that will be acting as though you are privileged to breathe the same air as them

Oga ees like ur nor ok. I wee make my noise today o. Is it not my money I paid? If you don't wanna be disturbed, ees nor cinema you should have come to

9. The ones that have already finished the popcorn before movie even start

The ones that have already finished the popcorn before movie even start

But not to worry, they have smuggled in kuli kuli, fried rice, suya and eba.

Don't ask how, they have superpowers

10. The analysts that will be trying to show us their movie sense by predicting what happens next

The analysts that will be trying to show us their movie sense by predicting what happens next

As if they wrote the movie script...rubbish

11. Those that haff watched the feem b4 and cannot stop spoiling it for the rest of us

Those that haff watched the feem b4 and cannot stop spoiling it for the rest of us

Please who ordained you commentator in this cinema?

12. The razz guys that are there to just shout and add their own 'ajasa'

The razz guys that are there to just shout and add their own 'ajasa'

They can give you a whole new cinema experience

13. The ones that wear dark shades into the cinema theater

The ones that wear dark shades into the cinema theater

Is it that you have Apollo ni o or the sun inside the theater is too much for your eyes?

14. The ones that will be asking you to explain what happened or what is going to happen in the feem

The ones that will be asking you to explain what happened or what is going to happen in the feem

Shey you are blind ni or you are testing my patience? Abi you cannot see that we are both watching the feem together ni?

15. The ones that sit at the back and enjoy throwing popcorn at the heads of others

The ones that sit at the back and enjoy throwing popcorn at the heads of others

Please don't ask me how I know this...we don't have to get personal with each other plx

16. The ones that came hoping that they can find love

The ones that came hoping that they can find love

In the cinema? See what watching ZeeWorld has done to you?

17. And the ones that won't leave the cinema hall until bouncer comes to carry them

And the ones that won't leave the cinema hall until bouncer comes to carry them

Because their money must complete...we die here!

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