When I read somewhere that oyinbo people are paying millions for African Artifacts.
Hay! December about to be LIT
So I packed my load because what? We are going to the village.
It's time for my village people to give me something.
When I got to the village and they told me our own artifacts are inside the evil forest.
I should enter bush? So babies can be flogging me?
I started to look elsewhere when I found one small shrine. Artifacts EVERYWHERE.
Time to be risshhh
I just wanted to help them take like 2 when one baba came out.
Sah I just say I should epp you take inventory
But he was a sweet old man who said I should pack as many as I wanted.
Rare gems like baba that want your elevation in life
Baba even say I should eat small before I go.
Have you tasted babalawo's jollof? FIRE
Then I went home to pack my load because we're going straight to Australia to sell market.
I am not on yall's level anymore.
The problem is I've been walking for 2 months but I've not seen 'Welcome To Australia' signboard.
Is it that this place is far?
Plis who knows this area I've reached like this? It's looking like Burundi but also a little like Ekiti
I tink ham a littu lost.
My leg is paining me.
Who knows the way to Australia plis?