1. Don't spread you pants outside again. They said that is how G-boys work now
Dry it inside with blow dryer
2. When people start coming with, 'Dear, where is my december gift'
3. If someone brings an iPhoneX and a Benz, it is better to investigate it very well before you collect. In order to avoid beating.
4. Don't be sleeping anyhow before they carry you from Ojota to Ogun State. Open your h'eye
5. Double your condom game if you don't want to receive your Christmas gift in September
6. Infact, reduce your okogbolor this December before they use your glory to buy G-Wagon
7. Don't be spending like somebody that does not have sense in December because this is how January is waiting for you.
8. If you know you don't have money to build your own house right now, start praying for God to turn the Landlord's heart away from increasing house rent.
This is when their brain use to spark
9. If you don't attend all the concerts happening in december, will you die? NO
10. And did we tell you to safeguard your pant?
Plis be checking it every hour