Ladies, gather here!

1. Menstrual Pain is your portion every month

Menstrual Pain is your portion every month

If you're a lady and you don't get to feel this pain, you don't know how good God has been to you o

2. You have to be bothered about hair, make-up, clothes, shoes, bags etc.

You have to be bothered about hair, make-up, clothes, shoes, bags etc.

Shey I should not have come as a boy like this?

3. All the house chores automatically fall to you and you're wondering whether you're not the house girl Lai dis...

All the house chores automatically fall to you and you're wondering whether you're not the house girl Lai dis...

My sister, you are o!

4. You cannot sit down anyhow cos there is a way ladies should comport themselves

You cannot sit down anyhow cos there is a way ladies should comport themselves

Not only sit o, there's a way you must act, talk, sneeze, mess sef.

5. Your mother will tell you that if boy touch you peren, ees pregnancy o!

Your mother will tell you that if boy touch you peren, ees pregnancy o!

6. Only for her to be on your matter because now you're 28 and nobody has come to greet the family

Only for her to be on your matter because now you're 28 and nobody has come to greet the family

It's beginning to feel like ees auction she wants to use you to do right?

7. You're walking along the road and 1 boy is calling you names that your mummy did not give you

You're walking along the road and 1 boy is calling you names that your mummy did not give you

Ees...Modinat, Amarachi, Shennel, Sarah, Folake! Talk to me nau baby. 

Talk kee you dia!

8. After all this Wahala, Bayo will still coman break your heart o

After all this Wahala, Bayo will still coman break your heart o

It's like a rite of passage

9. If it's any consolation, you have lots of opportunities to break the hearts of others too

If it's any consolation, you have lots of opportunities to break the hearts of others too

And blame it on 1 guy that even you knew was gonna break your heart o...

10. Even after having boyfriend, you have to make sure you're not using boyfriend to do husband

Even after having boyfriend, you have to make sure you're not using boyfriend to do husband

Because this is a prayer point in church now

11. He passes the husband material tests. Then you discover that a good husband is not enough, good in-laws are importanter

He passes the husband material tests. Then you discover that a good husband is not enough, good in-laws are importanter

Because in Nigeria you are marrying the whole family o

12. Finally you have marry. You will still face serious pain when you want to give birth o

Finally you have marry. You will still face serious pain when you want to give birth o

13. And your husband will expect you to go back to having a flat belly and badass shape

And your husband will expect you to go back to having a flat belly and badass shape

Because that's what he fell in love with

14. Your husband with big mouth will still be fighting for your brezz with your children o

Your husband with big mouth will still be fighting for your brezz with your children o

And yet be expecting everything to stay normal as if it's land that doesn't depreciate

15. One boy wee now be shouting on Twitter that women are overpampered. Pampers kee u dia

One boy wee now be shouting on Twitter that women are overpampered. Pampers kee u dia

What insolence!

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