Nollywood has finally killed me

This is how my friend and I were scouting for free wifi to watch the Lionheart movie

This is how my friend and I were scouting for free wifi to watch the Lionheart movie

So we can have mouth when we see people talking about it on Instagram

We went to banks, coffee shops, shopping malls and even burial ceremonies but all their wifi had passwords

We went to banks, coffee shops, shopping malls and even burial ceremonies but all their wifi had passwords

Stingy creatures, common wifi charity, they cannot do. 

So I switched on my personal data to check small Instagram until we could find free wifi

So I switched on my personal data to check small Instagram until we could find free wifi

Let me see if Tonto Dike has started another drama 

So, did I tell you my phone has problem? Some buttons use to press themselves even when I'm not operating it

So, did I tell you my phone has problem? Some buttons use to press themselves even when I'm not operating it

My village people have seen my wickedness

Suddenly, my friend screamed "Omo! Free wifi don dey available o"

Suddenly, my friend screamed "Omo! Free wifi don dey available o"

Let's suck it up. 

I sharply opened my laptop, logged on to Netflix to stream better movie

I sharply opened my laptop, logged on to Netflix to stream better movie

Sharp things

About 30 minutes into the movie, my phone beeped

About 30 minutes into the movie, my phone beeped

Who is disturbing my peace now?

When I saw a message from MTN: Dear user, your subscription has finished. To buy another one dial *132#

When I saw a message from MTN: Dear user, your subscription has finished. To buy another one dial *132#

Which data? Who used my data?

This is how the conversation went with my friend. Me : Emma! Check the wifi name | Emma : the name one look like your own, but | Me : but kee you there

This is how the conversation went with my friend.  Me : Emma! Check the wifi name  |  Emma : the name one look like your own, but |  Me : but kee you there

Something I did with my last kobo. 

Genevieve have you seen what you caused?

Genevieve have you seen what you caused?

And that Tunde Ednut that hyped the movie for somebody!

My idiot friend was even telling me to do another subscription so we can finish the movie.

My idiot friend was even telling me to do another subscription so we can finish the movie.

All ur ancestors are mad. 

Now I cannot eat, I cannot browse. #5000 sub has finish like that.

Now I cannot eat, I cannot browse.  #5000 sub has finish like that.

I think I need therapy

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